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thistlehawk:

thistlehawk:

ben 10 is actually the most realistic series centering around a child who suddenly gains superpowers because he just uses them for stupid petty mundane shit

-uses my fucked up alien eldritch ghost powers to steal a golf cart-

captainlividllama:

malewifelightyagami:

had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night

ryuk

peachmage:

keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:

sew-birb:

manstrans:

felixitas:

bemusedlybespectacled:

howtofuckamonster:

archdemoning:

wumblr:

randomitemdrop:

viewtifulmarkovich:

viewtifulmarkovich:

justintaco:

justintaco:

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS??

With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

here’s my issue with the harkness test

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”

questioning myself after making this

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

bemusedlybespectacled:

jaredpadaleckihateclub:

i feel obligated to point out that destiel has only reached 100k fics on ao3 if you’re logged into an account….

PLUS the ‘favourite tag’ option is only there if you’re logged in

are you all seeing this???? heller king misha has an ao3 account y’all i bet he wrote the 100 000th fic

glitchlight:

lureline:

i love the concept presented here where sexualities come equipped with at least one slur provided upfront free of charge

winchestersingerautorepair:

carry-on-my-wayward-sooon:

dragonflyover:

mapsontheweb:

Map depicting which US States legally consider Pluto a planet.

This is funny enough on its own but can we talk about illinois please

it’s because the governor keeps gambling away the state’s school budget so we can’t afford new science text books. similarly most illnesses are treated with bloodletting so avoid Illinois hospitals when possible

Source: mapsontheweb

death2america:

osha-official:

Fun fact: You’re wrong!

Section 17(I) of the OSH Act of 1970 states:

Civil penalties owed under this Act shall be paid to the Secretary for deposit into the Treasury of the United States and shall accrue to the United States

This means that fines collected by Federal OSHA go directly to the US Treasury, and those collected by state OSHA plans go to the state’s treasury. Fines are not used to directly fund OSHA activities. Just like most other government agencies federal OSHA is supported by the federal government and is included in the federal budget. State plans receive about 50% of their budget from the federal government and the rest from the state’s budget.

Don’t come for the OSHA fandom again

weaver-z:

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man’s memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey’s paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

spacefroggity:

spacefroggity:

Rpf is weird and creepy but I do think it’s funny when the hockey fans do it so they get a pass

Listen I don’t understand “sports.” I don’t know what hockey is. But I’m obsessed with sport fans who do like Fandom Behavior about it. Like sport enjoyers and fanfic writers seem like two kinds of people that won’t coexist but here we are