apricotparrotmemes:

spacefroggity:

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I’m gonna kill you

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

urfaveisunfuckable:

chris mcclain from total drama island is unfuckable!

disastergay:

etirabys:

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

literally

petfinder-names:

death2america:

more women in STEM

scamming

terrorizing

exploiting

manipulating

flightyfinch:

official-lucifers-child:

bone-and-brawn:

erinlace:

no no that’s a bop, i love it

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”