Dodging discourse by making my own post, but what the hell would make people think Shrek would fuck aggressively. Man is already brutal on the street, what the hell makes anyone think he’d be interested in bringing that to the bedroom. Shrek doesn’t grab people and wrangle them headfirst into trash bins because it’s fun, but because he’s pissed off about having to deal with people in the first place. He does not enjoy being outside of his comfort zone.
Ogre fucking is the most passionately loving vanilla sex you can imagine, and in this essay I won’t
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