listen one of my absolute favorite things about roy is how an absolute MOSH he becomes around riza
like you see this charismatic, cunning, and honestly, pretty terrifying man, and then, when Riza is mad at him , or anything like that, he’s just
i mean come on
like roy mustang is, by all means , not a loser. he is a highly intelligent, strong man that can make an all-powerful being like a homunculus squirm, but with his Lieutenant, he somehow seems to lose that whole effect
fma au where instead of being in the military, roy just brings ed and al to Central and gives them his state alchemist watch and just lets them run wild and everything is exactly the same except no one has any idea who this little shit and the hulking armor are who they keep finding running around the base and simultaneously creating and solving problems
ifesbob 