I feel like everyone needs to know that there is a ridiculous amount of Suez Canal/Ever Given Container Ship fics being written and I wanted to give those curious a direct link.
people freaking out about the suez canal well what if the guy just wanted to chill. what about that. what if he just wanted to chill in his boat and he liked that position especially. what if that’s his version of self care. ruminate on that.
i hope that boat never gets unstuck, get everyone off of it and then let it remain in place as a monument to our hubris. when capitalism falls the children will climb the boat like a playground. this is my design
shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
i love this suez canal thing because it’s as simple as that. most news requires so much context and explanation and now? the boat is stuck. that’s it baby, that boat sure is stuck. let’s unstick that boat if we can, it needs to not be stuck. fabulous
People be like “division of labour, nah, we can be an autarky” but then you ask them their role in their commune, and they mention their role based on their specialization, which is almost always being a clown.
Why don’t you get off my post and specialize in some bitches instead
ifesbob 