Tag: ever given

angry-kid-with-no-money:

*john mulaney voice*

there is a

boat

stuck in the

suez canal

it’s never happened before

no one knows what the boat is gonna do next, least of all the boat

its never been sideways in a canal before, it’s as confused as you are

turboalienjesus-deactivated2021:

I thought the whole Suez Canal thing was funny but I just learned it’s costing the global elite 9.6B/day AND NOW IT’S HILARIOUS

o-kurwa:

bluish-brownish-greenish-eyes:

Y’ALL REMEMBER THESE DAMN 28,000 RUBBER DUCKS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SHIP CARRYING THEM, THE “EVER LAUREL”, WAS ALSO PART OF THE EVERGREEN MARINE CORPORATION WHOSE SHIP CURRENTLY BLOCKS THE SUEZ CANAL

thewickedonee:

kurosmind:

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

byelacey: