avatarbanaartjie:

News headlines in early 2020: Australia is on fire and the Plague is Coming

News headlines in early 2021: Big Boat Stuck

thiccbatman:

parakeet:

parakeet:

The suez canal thing somewhat reminds me of that news article a few years ago where a woman got stuck in her bathtub cus she was too slippery to get out

millennial-review:

skenpiel:

skenpiel:

can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined

myownzinger:

@midweekblues I tried to reblog your post and attach the video but it wouldn’t let me, so this is my gift to you. I’m so sorry.

noctswife:

me posting everything abt the suez canal/evergreen ship is so funny bc if you dont want to see it i guess youll

you’ll have to

you gotta

block the suez canal