insomniac-arrest:

I relate to the boat trapped in the Suez Canal on a personal level because I have also attempted to parallel park in public

girlboss-rangi:

[ID: a white cake with a chocolate border and pink text in all caps that says, “not sorry about my dash, but this canal thing is the funniest shit to happen in months.” at the bottom of the image, it says ‘www.cakemessage.com’. /End ID.]

Source: bebe-benzenheimer

quinndolyns:

solkiraze:

Why are they doing this

this rules and they should do it more

hello-ello-ello:

I arrive at the Suez Canal

Cargo: loaded

Dick: doodled

Boat: horizontal

Despite the best efforts of the international community, I cannot be forcibly removed from the Suez Canal.

Source: chongoblog

Source: putris-et-mulier

primelinchen:

fandomsandfeminism:

Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.

As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:

[ID: Two perspectives on a highway. A truck by the company Evergreen is blocking all the traffic by standing sideways, much like the ship. /End ID]

Hey everyone! I’ve solved the trolley problem

insomniac-arrest:

chaostheparrot:

The Suez canal debacle is funny as shit. Ships resorting to going all the way around Africa like Ye Olden Days is funny as shit. But can we stop the “reject modernity embrace tradition” meme. That’s an actual dog whistle for neo-nazis and similar fascist groups that dates back to the 1930s.

Look up Umberto Eco’s “Elements of Fascism”.

“We’re making fun of them we aren’t fascists!!!” Good for you, you’re still spreading actual fascist propaganda.

I’m sick of seeing this shit on my dash, knock it off or block me.

death2america:

death2america:

my stepdad is sending me a million evergreen ship memes jhffjfjdx

lmfao where is he finding these