i love this suez canal thing because it’s as simple as that. most news requires so much context and explanation and now? the boat is stuck. that’s it baby, that boat sure is stuck. let’s unstick that boat if we can, it needs to not be stuck. fabulous
Can’t fake news or misinformation or argue about it
what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck
march 2020: there is a literal global pandemic the world has come to a grinding halt and u will be staying at home for a considerable amount of time. have fun baking banana bread and realising you’re a raging homosexual and / or reinventing your whole lifestyle
march 2021: container ship draws a penis in the sea, crashes, and then blocks the suez canal with its fat ass, bringing a considerable amount of world trade to a standstill
ifesbob 