Tag: dnd

iicraft505:

The DM: I’m available if you need help leveling up

My party mates, apparently: I will arrive late and not leveled up

If I was the most experienced and self-sufficient member of the party until today when we got someone who may even know more than the DM, something is wrong, as I really don’t have a great understanding of DND all things considered.

unabashedlybi:

indyexploits:

blackkkabutops:

guitarbeard:

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success”
DM “Okay.”
Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…”
DM “Okay…”
Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?”
DM “…I don’t like where this is going.”
Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.”
DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”