count-double-d-racula:

clumsythumbs:

ghostmullet:

a-spoon-is-born:

@sailorleo

Watch Chopped if you want to see legitimate dishes being made.

Watch Cutthroat Kitchen if you want to see legitimate culinary professionals try to create corn dogs while packed into a clown car.

Cutthroat Kitchen is more or less the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

davidbowietookmybaby:

Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: “here’s a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese”
Current season of cutthroat kitchen: “see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie’s kitchen, but if she catches you she’ll call the cops”