Me and the boys going shiny hunting.

I propose a new aesthetic

DARK COTTAGECORE! Sort of like crowcore and cottagecore had a gay goth baby. That is dark cottagecore, Dark Cottagecore would involve

– Black flouncy dresses

– Muddy, bare feet

– Black overalls over a creamshirt

-Rainy days

– Cool foggy mornings

– Talking to the spirits of the woods

– M O T H M A N

– Poisonous mushroom garden

– Carnivorous plant garden

– Crows, Ravens, black birds in general

– Thunderstorms

– Pretty, thrifted obscurities

– Roses

– Thorn bushes

– Messy hair pulled out of your face

I’ll be totally honest, I think that this really sums up my aesthetic

halfpasteleventhhour:

mod2amaryllis:

prismatic-bell:

affectueusement:

soft-riddler:

soft-riddler:

Idiots on tumblr: GOBLIN CORE! I’m a goblin I protect,,, shinies… I am disgusting… WANT SHINIES

My Jewish ass:

I’d actually appreciate it if people could reblog this! Goyim especially but don’t add anything!

[Image Description: Gif of the 10th Doctor, brows furrowed, saying “No. Don’t do that.” End ID]

This Jew would like to suggest, for those who may not know why this is a bad thing (goblins are all-the-bad-stereotypes Jew caricatures and you can see why that’s bad) but have no interest in perpetuating that bad thing, that you adopt “corvidcore” instead.

(Corvids are the family that include crows, ravens, and blue jays.)

Crows and ravens are loud, ominous, traditional harbringers of omens, psychopomps. Fuckin’ love shiny things. CLEVER AS FUCK. Vengeful, vindictive, but can also communicate “hey, this person is nice, be nice to them” to others in the same species and may give gifts to favored humans. CARNIVORES. (Some of the shit they eat, man. Yikes.)

And then there are blue jays, which are very pretty assholes.

So you get all the same aesthetic without the gross baked-in antisemitism! Plus you get an added layer of cool just because fuck yeah, crows.

CORVIDCORE

CORVIDCORE, Y’ALL