reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights
i would reblog this with no threat why you gotta be like that
I’m the second comment
im the turtle!
nomnomnom egg
im the egg
why are you doing this to me what did I do to deserve this help me oh god, help me
>:>
nomnomnom
I think that’s mashed potatoes
Tag: cool
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed it
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”
“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
This is a thing of beauty.
I-I found it???? The post???? The post™
imagine one for the new U.S. constitution
“why is the red line under Pensylvania”
“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”
“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”
“Pennsylvania has two n’s”
“No???”
The Most-Googled Question in Each State. We were going to single out a specific state to shame over this, but honestly, it’s too hard to pick.
We Are All Russian
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
shhhh
I never want to see this hideous post again.
PSA regarding Chain Shiny Hunting
If you’re going to give up on your chain then catch the last SOS Pokemon that spawns.
SOS Pokemon that spawn after 40 chains will ALWAYS have four perfect IVs.
Save a life and get perfect IVs, folks.











