mexicantesttubes:

turtlemuffinbutt:

prepdenile:

turtlemuffinbutt:

controlledeuphoria:

safelov:

kardashiansfuckyeah:

reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights

i would reblog this with no threat why you gotta be like that

I’m the second comment

im the turtle! 

nomnomnom egg

im the egg

why are you doing this to me what did I do to deserve this help me oh god, help me

>:>

nomnomnom

I think that’s mashed potatoes

the-meme-monarch:

usnavis-hat:

casper-the-friendly-being:

kabuki-akuma:

dzzjjjtttwubwubwubwub:

mutant-kidzz:

awkwardontheoutside:

adcacai:

acquaintedwithrask:

strawberry-fox:

live-love-laurens:

xxdarkwing:

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”

“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

ladyhistory

This is a thing of beauty.

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution 

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

officialchristmasfucker:

the-real-vlad-putin:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

shhhh

I never want to see this hideous post again.