kasaron:

fatpunxforlife:

kasaron:

nightbringer24:

kasaron:

nightbringer24:

fictional-sailor:

nightbringer24:

fictional-sailor:

wait

how much is a butt load?

I think that it’s more than a shit tonne and a little bit more than a metric shit ton.

…………..how big is this butt omfg ‘,:^

Well, generally, if you have a shit that’s bigger than your butt, you’ve got problems.

126 Gallons, typically.

It’s an old unit of measurement. 

BTW a Shit-ton is a measure of volume (the volume of one ton of feces), which is around 264.2 gallons. 

Meanwhile the term “shitload,” which first originated on the Boston docks in the 1800s, originally represented the full capacity of one sewage scow. Starting in the late 1800s these scows began making regular “export” trips to New Jersey, and their full capacity (approximately 2.7 tons) became a common benchmark for the shipping community.

… I’ll be honest, I did always want to know where shitload came from.

~*The More You Know*~

I demand sources for this information!

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/glhme/til_a_metric_shitton_is_approximately_2642/

http://blog.andrewallingham.info/2011/06/the-difference-between-a-buttload-boatload-and-shitload/

http://newsofthebizarre.blogspot.com/2005/08/shitload-becomes-standardized-unit- of.html 

mayumisatosan:

2oulle22-lover:

pointlesssugg:

snarkie:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

I want to own all of these, forming a cheeky rainbow in my medicine cabinet.

They sell them at Cvs too and they are on point

OH MY GOD SO I WENT TO LOOK AND

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SO I CLICKED ONE

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AND IT TURNED INTO THIS

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AND YOU CAN GRAB THE BANANA AND

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BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER – YOU CAN LEAVE THE BANANA AND MOVE THE BAGEL INSTEAD

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EQUALITY IN FOOD PORN I’M SO HAPPY

AND THEN I SAW THIS

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AND I WAS LIKE WTF I HAVE TO SEE THE SOLUTION FOR THIS ONE

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SO I ENTERED A CRAP NAME AND HIT THE BUTTON AND

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AND THEN

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THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC I AM GOING OUT AND BUYING EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT THEY OFFER HOLY SHIT

This site is awesome. Try the “I’m shy” one. Seriously. Do it.

kumasenpai:

annabellioncourt:

kamiyu910:

catbountry:

chupicronian:

lamaenthel:

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

Big ole’ pigs.

Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

The mighty boar is a serious beast.

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

impratical:

fed-ex-official:

armedandgayngerous:

theshitneyspears:

It’s the little things that matter the most 🎄🌈 

see, this here, this representation in the little things, the bland ubiquitous things, that’s more than any single signal of virtue could ever give me

It’s nice to see. Just there, no big flashy neon signs saying it’s here. It just is and it’s normal and good. 

This is the kind of thing I respect. It was done not for publicity, but for people.

Nice!