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People who insist that raising the dead in D&D is inherently evil are lorecucks

Dungeons and dragons settings were made to be home brewed to shit this is not an opinion

You know what here’s another ripping hot take: the only reason becoming a lich is evil is because the ritual as described in various d&d texts contains a ton of extremely evil acts as necessary steps

But you can change that

you can do anything in dnd, except have a smoothly running campaign with reliable attendance and meetup times

oh, so necromancy is just *suddenly* okay? you do realize that necromancy upsets the souls of the dead, spreads filth and disease, and most importantly, IS ONLY REALLY USEFUL FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES

what in gods’ name are you planning to do with those living corpses? have a tea party? pick up around the house? organize a charity bakesale? no, you’re using them to kill people. you’re reviving dead bodies to kill people, and you want undead soldiers to fight your wars for you because they don’t have “objections” or “free will” that will get in the way of your plans.

I don’t care who your fighting, even if it’s just bandits holed up in a house on the prairie, you’re committing a war crime.

But hey if you’re a coward who can’t fight your own battles, sure! dig up nancy’s grandpa and make him carry your bags! i’m sure you’d like it if someone stole your dead relative’s body and used it as cannon fodder.

Counter point- lawful good necromancer. Makes heavy use of speak with dead. Asks the departed if they have regrets or final wishes, and uses the rest to make it happen. His skeleton army? All farm hands and boring people that wanted to fight for justice and never got around to it. That vampire he just raised? The last of his knightly order, killed by a league of assassins, wants to not only get revenge, but unironically use those assassins to rebuild his order. The quest for lichdom? A quest to attain permanent guardianship of his kingdom, wanting to wait in a tomb for eternity, only to rise when his people need saving.

… listen, i don’t APPROVE of this, but… i fail to find any issues with it either.

The only issue would be that most all of the undead you can create using Create Undead and Animate Dead are soulless monsters with malign intelligence, they’re not the people they were in life and they’re evil.

It doesn’t matter if you’re being polite to the souls that have passed or giving them closure, their bodies aren’t under their control and they’re only barely under yours.

Unless you change that in your world. Here’s some piping hot tea:
Enchantment is a much more evil school of magic than Necromancy.

Sure Necromancy is all about creating undead monstrosities as outlined above, but there is also the opportunity to use Necromancy for good, as outlined above. Consider also that since you are not inherently attaching a dead person’s soul to the corpse you raise, that you aren’t particularly doing anything wrong to them. You maintain control over these undead for as long as you continue to take the effort to do so, and so imagine a city that uses its dead in a conducive manner – They raise their skeletons in order to assist with farm work, they offer those who wish to continue working for the protection of people to be brought back as ghosts or shadows to act as invisible sentinels and keep watch, etc.

Now under what circumstance is Enchantment ever anything besides bending someone’s free will to comply with what you want? You make a person incapable of free will so that they become either more amiable, complacent, or straight up act completely against their character.

Also there’s already a strong example of a good lich in D&D: baelnorns

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‘Marimo’ balls washed up on a Sydney Beach. The balls are thought to be an extremely rare species of filamentous green algae. The living organisms are known in Japan as ‘Marumo’ and Cladophora ball or Lake ball in English, and are sometimes found in freshwater lakes in the Northern Hemisphere. ‘Aegagropilious’ describes the habit of free living algae (algae not attached to rocks) forming into balls. Floating algae balls are thought to be brought ashore by warmer weather and the rough wave conditions.

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Perfect magnets

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

Originally posted by fencehopping

Magnets are pure bullshit.

Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.

I love magnets

One, that gif showing the Curie temperature is really cool. 

Two, you don’t understand, magnetic fields are the bane of my existance and I have a masters dissertation about them. I studied how magnetic fields develop in low mass stars and every single meeting with my supervisor ended in some conversation about how stupid magnetism is.

“Oh yeah and this is effected by the magnetic field strength…”

“But why?”

“God knows, I don’t have a clue.”

Was literally said to me by a professor who has spent 20 years of his life looking at magnetism in stars.

ALSO:

“Don’t ask why, we don’t know. Maybe magnetism? Who knows anything about magnetism.” – My Stellar Physics professor when asked about certain processes in stellar formation, something he has been studying for 10 years.

Like we know so little about that it’s actually funny.