This isn’t exactly hard knowledge to acquire but I think it’s really cool that “bugs” and “patching” in programming came from LITERAL bugs and patches. Actual bugs in computers, actual tape patches on punch paper tape.

Speaking of AP, I honestly don’t know what I would’ve done if one of the test people hadn’t let me use her phone to call my dad. I didn’t bring mine and it was way to far to walk in a… reasonable time.

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

I’m in a class where you have to submit stuff into a portfolio and a bunch of kids had drafts in and every time the teacher said “hey you have them as draft” this kid would be like “I can show you how to do it!1!1!!!!!11!!”

Like, kid, buddy, friendo, it’s just pressing a button. A very obvious button. They can figure it out. You aren’t a fucking genius just because you have it done.

Also, just in general, don’t provide unsolicited help.

I don’t usually say stuff like this but if her loud ass stopped coming to school it would be a blessing. It’s like an entirely different, much more tolerable, class when she isn’t there.

She asked the teacher what we were doing after the test and the teacher said preparing for the next class. She asked if there was any way that that was changing, and the teacher said no. She said it like it was the first time the teacher had ever said it. It’s at least the eighth time the teacher has explained that. I’m seriously tired of her stupid ass not fucking listening and then asking dumb fucking questions. Do your own thing and don’t listen if you don’t think you need to if you want I guess, but you can’t then ask questions about everything. The teacher doesn’t have time to explain everything to everyone individually. At least try to listen. And stop talking. Nobody cares. We don’t need your fucking internal monologue out loud. You don’t need to know where everyone else is in terms of the project. Just shut up. For one whole day. Shut the fuck up.

And like, I understand, she probably has some disorder that makes it hard for her to shut up. Don’t care. I don’t mind those kids inherently. It’s whatever. I’d be a hypocrite if I did anyway, since I talk to teachers and under my breath all the time. I can be incredibly loud when I want to be, sometimes even when I don’t want to be. But her entitled, self-important, self-loving, narcissistic ass can stop. She needs to stop acting like she’s better than everyone else. Oh boy.

I understand I’m a hypocrite in some ways by saying that. I’m no saint in those regards. Doesn’t make it less annoying from the outside.

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

I’m in a class where you have to submit stuff into a portfolio and a bunch of kids had drafts in and every time the teacher said “hey you have them as draft” this kid would be like “I can show you how to do it!1!1!!!!!11!!”

Like, kid, buddy, friendo, it’s just pressing a button. A very obvious button. They can figure it out. You aren’t a fucking genius just because you have it done.

Also, just in general, don’t provide unsolicited help.

I don’t usually say stuff like this but if her loud ass stopped coming to school it would be a blessing. It’s like an entirely different, much more tolerable, class when she isn’t there.

She asked the teacher what we were doing after the test and the teacher said preparing for the next class. She asked if there was any way that that was changing, and the teacher said no. She said it like it was the first time the teacher had ever said it. It’s at least the eighth time the teacher has explained that. I’m seriously tired of her stupid ass not fucking listening and then asking dumb fucking questions. Do your own thing and don’t listen if you don’t think you need to if you want I guess, but you can’t then ask questions about everything. The teacher doesn’t have time to explain everything to everyone individually. At least try to listen. And stop talking. Nobody cares. We don’t need your fucking internal monologue out loud. You don’t need to know where everyone else is in terms of the project. Just shut up. For one whole day. Shut the fuck up.

And like, I understand, she probably has some disorder that makes it hard for her to shut up. Don’t care. I don’t mind those kids inherently. It’s whatever. I’d be a hypocrite if I did anyway, since I talk to teachers and under my breath all the time. I can be incredibly loud when I want to be, sometimes even when I don’t want to be. But her entitled, self-important, self-loving, narcissistic ass can stop. She needs to stop acting like she’s better than everyone else. Oh boy.