Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

olliums:

scooplery:

PANERA? BREAD??

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

Concept: those pants where the legs zip off to become shorts

Except there’s a third zipper further up so you can make booty shorts

We call this the harlot’s zipper

And I’m a genius

clockworkwizard:

clockworkwizard:

driving gloves are so slutty and for what. that hole in the back of the glove? that’s the boob window for the back of your hand.

idk there’s just something about them.

death2america:

yeahiwasintheshit:

akiraita:

screamingelf:

someunprofessionalblogger:

hairypigcub:

heavypreciousartvaluesvault:

These make me very happy inside. Plus size mannequins for men, it seems like a fairy tale.

oh my i wish the lady ones had tummies???

this is awesome and i wish you saw it w lady mannequins too but i clicked on hairypigcub’s blog and it literally says ‘cannibalism fetish’ in the bio