cheryl – ifesbob

sorry i stole your credit card. no i promise i didn’t use it iwjust melted it down and drank the plastic I’m sorry

everyone wants me 😏 especially this guy chasing me with a knife

mrspider:

god theres a dog toy at the pharmacy but its. so soft. i want it

these are not dog toys any longer they are cheryl and charles a happily married couple and they are going to live on my couch