On an evolutionary level having a pet fall asleep on you is pretty crazy, there’s so much trust there it’s like, “hey little animal don’t you know I’m an apex predator? thousands of years of domestication to make you take a nap on me” but also there’s a lot of stupidity there too, like if I play on the computer too long my cat decides to draw first blood on my feet
You’re only here because some ancient farmers let your ancestors eat the mice in their grain stores
This post is picking up notes again so here’s more of Malo being the 😜 emoji
Sometimes he just forgets to put his tongue away when he’s cleaning himself
actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment “cos THE progenative shitlord of cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this:
then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM
and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.
The first cat memes.
OG cat memes
Further proof cats invented the internet before humans did. Then took command of the human internet.
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