broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)
woke: slash all four tires because fuck em
bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground
true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person
now why would u think my gay ass knows what a valve stem is…?
this fucker right here
jamming a toothpick in that bad boy and breaking it off will do the same 😉
Chevrolet Camaro Hot Wheels Concept, 2011. Inspired by the “Custom Camaro”, a 1:64-scale toy that was part of the original 16 Hot Wheels released in 1968. A Camaro SS was modified with Hot Wheels design cues, including flat-black graphics, red-line wheels and a dazzling metallic-green finish.
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