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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

Man I have not seen this in a long time.  Still love it

siphersaysstuff:

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

  1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
  2. We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

  1. It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.
  2. The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
  3. She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
  4. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
  5. When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
  6. It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs
  7. McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
  8. So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

MORE FUN FACTS:

9. The woman who was burned was not driving the car, she was a passenger.

10. The car was not in motion when she was burned. The car was parked so she could add cream and sugar.

The coffee case is one of the biggest examples of a carefully-crafted smear campaign by a company that is in the wrong trying to hide that.

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

iicraft505:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

agent-of-empathy:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

When’s Canada gonna get colour-coded coins? Tired of these goddamn nickles and dimes those shits are identical without my glasses

america makes fun of us enough already just for the coloured bills, do u really wanna see how they’ll respond to colour-coded COINS

They’re just jealous that their bills aren’t waterproof.

Different coins are already different sizes, though. If you’re, uh, reading all your coins to see what value they are, you’re doing it wrong. They don’t need to be color coded because they’re size coded (of course, this operates on the assumption that color coded money is a necessity anyway).

Yeah but when you have a handful of change and five customers in line you wanna be exact.

Right, that’s why they’re different sizes. And why the value of a bill is written on it. And why they have different pictures.

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

agent-of-empathy:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

When’s Canada gonna get colour-coded coins? Tired of these goddamn nickles and dimes those shits are identical without my glasses

america makes fun of us enough already just for the coloured bills, do u really wanna see how they’ll respond to colour-coded COINS

They’re just jealous that their bills aren’t waterproof.

Different coins are already different sizes, though. If you’re, uh, reading all your coins to see what value they are, you’re doing it wrong. They don’t need to be color coded because they’re size coded (of course, this operates on the assumption that color coded money is a necessity anyway).