“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass
In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.
In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.
In this essay, passive voice will be used throughout in order to distance the work done from any researchers, or, in reality, kind of imply all experiments were done by magical lab gremlins and the results were simply recorded.
in this essay, enlightenment will descend upon you without the agency of any living being. you will know things, yet know not how you know.
prepare yourself. it begins.
In this essay, I will use the first person pronoun as a bludgeoning weapon
in this essay i atomic wedgie and swirlie every single one of you
Tag: but.
Did Archer refill his gun on the way down to Katya or
Also I messed up a bit Katya and Barry fell off Archer’s terrace which is as far as I know doesn’t have the cleaners. Whatever though, the point with Krieger, Katya, and the van still stands
Actually though wait why wasn’t there like. a funeral or anything for Katya. Everyone was just ready to accept that she was dead?
Increasingly I think your opinion on real world issues is more important on the moral purity or lack thereof in media you consume
Reblog and put in the tags what your comfort show is.
Self deprecating humor is out, obnoxiously self-loving humor is in
reblog and put your favorite Rush song in the tags
Reblog and put in the tags how many electronic devices you’ve broken
Why does it seem like some show are better live than later on streaming platforms
head-smashed-in-buffalo-thighs:
Watching commercials for the first time in a while, and I am laughing at the little ‘filmed before covid’ disclaimers at the bottom for the ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings 🤣
[scene at a social gathering]
*do not attempt
Here’s an idea:
A phone with a thermometer
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