mfs will be like I won’t let the government control or track me and then have a drivers license and a cellphone and three alexas and a credit card and
Tag: but you know
I think I’m predisposed to like country/country-esque/country-adjacent music because of Cars
Me: smart speakers are creepy
Spotify: a free Google home mini in this trying time?
Me: obviously lol
Crying is not a childish response to a situation. It doesn’t mean that you’re an irrational, over sensitive person.
It means you’re a human who feels things, which is never a bad thing.
It’s not copyright infringement if you don’t make money off of it. You’re within your rights as long as you’re not making money.
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.
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No one should scroll past this
I love in hockey when a player scores a goal and just turns around and screams at the crowd while the crowd screams back it’s so weird
I love how the immediate thing to do in hockey after you score is throw your hands up in the air and wait for other fluffy marshmallow men to come and give you hugs
I love how when a team wins the first thing they do is hug and pet the goalie on the head, like he’s an affectionate old dog that they grew up with
You know at the end of that sports engine ad the Olympics and Paralympics have been running (maybe just Paralympics but that’s beside the point) that kid doing the french fry and pizza slice skiing positions said them backwards. Like I’m a pretty shit skier if I’m being honest but pizza is triangle shaped and french fries are straight. Not the other way around
pro tip: a blind person on a smartphone isn’t faking being blind. they cannot magically read off their phone what they can’t read in print. smartphones have screenreaders, which actually literally read the contents of the screen and have simple ways for us to navigate a page. other blind/vi people may be able to use special light filters, a magnification function, and/or large print on their phone. weirdly, it’s almost like these expensive glass rectangles have tools for disability access. there’s a whole tab for it in settings on an iphone, check it out some time.