ignaciovarga:

aries: getting pepper sprayed and arrested after yelling at a cop about his right to express his opinion

taurus: the pizza on the roof

gemini: waking up on the floor surrounded by popcorn to a voicemail from his ex-wife threatening to get a restraining order because of said pizza on the roof

cancer: getting high on meds and answering “which one” when skyler asked him if he’d brought his phone

leo: getting drunk and telling hank he was wrong about gale and heisenberg was still out there

virgo: his attempt at “talking with ted”

libra: getting fired after trying to make a move on his boss

scorpio: causing the 50th worst airplane crash in history

sagittarius: burning down half a million dollars and getting fire on his clothes when trying to put it out

capricorn: making a pros and cons list for murder

aquarius: his inspirational speech about the plane crash in front of the whole school

pisces: calling his son by the wrong name on his son’s birthday

unhinges:

jesse’s reaction when he finds mr. white smoking weed

jesse’s reaction when he finds out it’s his weed