amanitacaplan:

You are so full of crap. You didn’t call anybody just now. You faked it. And you wanna know how I know? You got as much to lose as I do. More. Way more. When your “cops” get here, and they bust me, first question they’re gonna ask is what am I doing here, trying to hand over a Hefty bag full of cash to a dude who runs a vacuum cleaner store. What comes out then? Huh?