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Predictions for who wins Halloween V

  • Rosa Diaz
  • Terry Jeffords
  • Sharon Jeffords
  • Doug “Pontiac Bandit” Judy
  • Madeline “Wuntchmeat” Wuntch
  • Amy Santiago’s Mom
  • Leslie Knope
  • Nikolaj Boyle
  • Chelsea Peretti’s Future Child

add ur own

  • Cheddar (@jahcobperalta)
  • Kevin Cozner
  • @elsaclack ‘s “sleepwalking” fic
  • Jake Peralta’s flannel
  • Gina Linetti again
  • The Jeffords’ Twins
  • Captain Dozerman’s Ghost
  • Detective Lohank
  • Scully’s Stinky Shoe, who’s back from the dead and wants revenge on those that blew him up
  • Dan Goor, walking to the camera with tears in his eyes, pleading “please… i can’t do this any more… it’s too much… why did i sign up for this”
  • Algernon
  • AAGLNYCPA
  • Mike Schur, also crying. they are both tired of this. they can’t think of any more cool plot twists
  • Arlo. where has that cute little shit been did he run away because rosa started dating pimento
  • maybe the real winners of the Halloween Heist are the friends we made along the way
  • Taylor from the Fun Zone
  • Amy’s informant Isaac
  • All like 7 of Amy’s brothers
  • Fire Marshall Boone
  • Jake & Amy’s love, tbh
  • Charles’s ex-wife & Hercules
  • Mlepclaynos
  • Freddy’s girl, Bianca G
  • Detective Dave Majors: Blotter Dynamite
  • Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Teddy’s home brewing kit
  • Gertie
  • Karen Peralta’s lesbian neighbors from across the street
  • Hans, John, and Nakatomi – the kittens who are part of something much bigger than themselves
  • Sophia Perez’s one-time client, [jake voice] “scATT”
  • Bruce Willis, playing John McClane
  • The balding guy who was going to kick Jake out of his apartment
  • The Dumpster from season one
  • Dave Majors’s arrest numbers
  • The Swedes’ toopperware, the contents of which you do not want to know
  • Amy’s Prom Pantsuit
  • seth meyers and frisbee the dog
  • the detectives in the background of ‘jimmy jabs’ who were indifferent to everything going on around them 
  • taylor swift
  • akiva sitting on jorma’s shoulders in a trench coat
  • algernon
  • jean – ralphio
  • mlepclaynos

• the ghost of charles’ dog jason

• dustin whitman

• the mild-mannered doorman who was bitten on the penis by a radioactive spider

• the rubber band ball

• the ants from the defense rests cold open

• conner4real

• baby newsomberg

• caleb the cowardly cannibal (you don’t wanna know how he won)

• captain holt’s evaluating pants

·        
Jakey the
Jew (how dare you confuse him with Jake Lady Hands!!)

·        
Eddie Fung

·        
Jenny
Gildenhorn

·        
That guy
they arrested in The Bet

·        
David
Fumero (who has a huge crush on Amy)

·        
Jimmy
Brogan

·        
Roger
Peralta

·        
That chick
from Quebec

·        
Genevieve’s
ex, Nick

·        
Amy’s fish
that Jake killed

·        
The turkey
from Mr. Santiago

·        
Jason’s
spirit

·        
Derek Jeter

·        
Fred’s
wooden duck

·        
The guys
Jake plays hacky sack with

·        
Joanna
Newsom

·        
That guy
Marshall Haas wanted to hook up with

·        
Gina
Linetti again. (Twice in the same heist)

·        
Maybe it’ll
be Casper the friendly ghost

  • Hunky Heroin Jesus
  • The old lady who thinks Jake seems like a Very Nice Boy

-Caleb

-Hercules Thikalonos

-Amy’s Niece who gave her makeup tips

-Cagney & Lacey

-Enzo Fumero

-Barley & Jimes

-Rex Buckingham

– the “looks like a smokey eye but is just an STD rash” hooker in the holding cell 

– Eli Lo Truglio

– Jake Peralta’s high school nose ring

– Kevin and Holt’s breakfast nook

– the classmates Amy left behind in fourth grade

– Rosa’s formal leather jacket

– Ava Jeffords

– Moo Moo

  • kylie
  • anyone in the pigeon suit from the pr department
  • towel
  • sergent peanut butter
  • vacation terry
  • shaw, of shaw’s bar
  • five-drink amy
  • buzzfeed’s “which onion are you” quiz
  • the 99th episode cake
  • kevin’s rose sheering hat holt uses to pass as straight 
  • holt’s walking group from coral palms 
  • hr jim who got email updates on jake and amy’s relationship and kept high-fiving jake 
  • crystal, who is serving a 5 year sentence for aggravated assault
  • heavy breasted wingsluts waitress Jamie lynne
  • orange drank
  • captain holt’s evaluating pants
  • charles’ ex wife eleanor
  • jake’s gummy bear and fruit roll up breakfast burrito
  • rosa’s future girlfriend
  • the shoulder nova
  • terry’s Japanese ex girlfriend, chiaki
  • the flan
  • rosa’s old teacher
  • The pride flag on holt’s desk
  • Rosa’s casual leather jacket (the one with blood on it)
  • The g-hive
  • Gina’s “time for gina’s opinion” hood
  • The microwave that Amy destroyed
  • Fuzzy bear, aka. The nanny cam from the cold open of the pilot
  • Bob Anderson
  • the 60 year old women Charles has had sex with
  • that coroner who peralta had the dead guy sex with
  • holt’s walking group from coral palms, Florida
  • the mattress
  • terry’s yogurt
  • amy’s stress braids
  • The Roof
  • jake and amy’s future children
  • beef baby
  • Lil Wayne
  • the knives in rosa’s desk