Tag: b99

rupaulie:

acellura:

trans-mimikkyu:

In one episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine, they talk about how trans people have it difficult in prison. In the very next episode the sentence “Nothing is more attractive in a woman than the clear absence of a penis” is uttered.

It’s almost like B99 is a show made by liberals for liberals and its progressiveness is entirely performative.

Just want to point out since the post kind of glosses over the fact that the last sentence is uttered ironically by a gay character who is trying to pass as straight to distract a guard at a women’s prison. The running joke is that he believes straight people are transphobic and homophobic, so when he tries to pretend to be one, he acts that way. The joke is, no one around him acts like what he’s saying is off, making further commentary on how transphobic and homophobic our society is.

tumblr taking things out of context to vilify something good? its more likely than you think

starsinurheart:

Some of the funniest things to happen on b99 (in my opinion lol)

  • “Aren’t you forgetting something?” *jake kisses Gina’s forehead* “no! Pay your bill! Damn who raised you?”
  • The back street boys scene obv
  • “From now on the only black male I want anything to do with is you.”
  • “Bye Rosa! I mean bye-not bi. See you! Have fun having sex with men! Just banging dudes left and right”
  • “bONE???”
  • “The people I work with all think my name is Rosa Diaz”
  • Captain Holt pretending to be straight
  • “What’s wrong with pictures?” “If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like”
  • “Gross Rosa those are our DADS”
  • “BONE?????”
  • Holt and Terry visiting Rosa in prison (ROSA. You are ROSA…Rosa.)
  • “My lint is oblong. My lint is about half a cm in length. My lint is grey.”
  • “If anything I see you as a BOTHER figure cause you’re always bothering me”
  • The ep when they’re chasing after cheddar and it cuts to him just walking around with happy music in the background
  • “BOOOONEEEE???!?”
  • Holt going along with Jake’s robot jokes
  • “If I run and leap at terry he will most certainly catch me in his arms.” “IM HOLDING COFFEE”
  • “He just needed to be alpha’d.” “Is that what happened, or did I just beta you into protecting me?”
  • Scary Terry filling out the lineup (“I’M GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET”)
  • When Terry told jake to hold his baby and instead he hugged Sharon
  • “HOT DAMN”
  • Holt eating a marshmallow
  • “The tickets are under my name. H-O-L-T”
  • Doug Judy
  • THE PART WHERE HOLT TELLS JAKE HOW HE HURT HIS WRIST
  • “Nothing is made to be broken.” “Uh, piñatas.” “Glow sticks.” “Karate boards.” “Spaghetti when you have a small pot.”
  • Holt and Rosa discussing how to break up with Marcus
  • Jake playing the guitar and screaming
  • (That’s all I can think of atm feel free to add some lol)