mrgaretcarter:

mrgaretcarter:

aloohra:

poseidont:

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

haiku-robot:

theinfiknight:

averruncushd:

mia7437:

krakenpocalypse:

kablob17:

notallbees:

rainbowbarnacle:

star-anise:

did-you-kno:

As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio 😦

Source

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

WOOOW

Puts every single fake married AU to shame.

this is some red wedding shit right here

All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?

Wow.

what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine

I just know that someone like Jake planned this

LMFAO what do you mean someone like Jake, Jake broke the fifth wall to plan this

lmfao what do you mean

someone like jake jake broke the

fifth wall to plan this


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