https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oywgnymI1rsku24o1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

zerobullshitallowed:

sexy-noble-6:

elodieunderglass:

extraordinary-ish-ginger:

yeidldeidlmotherfucker:

whimmy-bam:

reichenballs:

mrjackles:

the-bookmobile:

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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“on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss”

I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.

I’ve introduced so many people to Gregorian: the best way to do it is to slip it into a normal playlist.

IT’S BACK

@queenofsarcasmaf

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_obkjgbqEIe1sbhlzzo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

gwylock-one:

the-wayward-prydonian:

the-sassy-composer:

mahlersfreundin:

the-macra:

gwylock1:

There’s nothing i like better than fucking with Beatles fans so I improved this song

the beatles emo version

This is surprisingly enjoyable

I want someone to do a cover of this song like this

Why do I feel like the sun is coming to kill me

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_n6v47wi1ax1rixhhjo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

thirteen-red-roses:

hellogingercat:

tipsybeveridge:

stahlherz-succubus:

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

I came when he said Texas

Did he just pronounce Utah Eoutah? It’s youtah xD

This is beautiful

I love how Wyoming was just a seductive whisper lol