https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_p8jhst14Sc1vjz8zao1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

sounddesignerjeans:

Shout-out to @poisoning-of-the-party​ for the commission, to Nick for bringing this song to life with his amazing voice, and to Kira (@localdogwolf​) and Matt for their performances on violin and guitar, respectively. This was a lot of fun to work on and I hope you all like it!

Lyrics:

Just yesterday
A boy came up to me
He said, “I wanna be just like you”

I said to him

“My boy, what do you mean?”
He said,
“How can I be country like you?

Your arms are muscley
Your tractor’s big and loud
How do I join the country crowd?”

And I said,
“I ain’t country at all
I ain’t country at all
No, despite my rugged looks and my vaguely southern drawl
I ain’t country at all”

Well after that
I went down to the bar
To have
Good times and whiskey with my buds

I said to them
“A kid came up to me
He thinks I’m country, ain’t that weird?”
They said,

“You have a pickup truck
Your heart’s red white and blue
My friend, you’re country through and through”

But I said,
“I ain’t country at all
I ain’t country at all
No, despite my rugged looks and my vaguely southern drawl
I ain’t country at all”

My daddy and my wife left me
I like potatoes and red meat
I feel the need to look manly
Lord, is it true?

I went to church
And bowed my head and prayed
I said,
“Oh Lord above, can this be true?”

Then Jesus came
He opened up my eyes
He said,
“To thy own self be true

It isn’t how you act, it’s who you are inside
Now, do you feel that country pride?”

I might be country after all
I might be country after all
No it’s not my rugged looks or my vaguely Southern drawl
It’s who I am
And I’m country after all
No it’s not my rugged looks or my vaguely Southern drawl
It’s who I am
And I’m country after all

(Yeehaw)

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_pdh2p4tQQV1vjz8zao1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

sounddesignerjeans:

Thanks to @stoneboar​ for commissioning this! It’s meant as a notification alarm for taking your meds, but it’s also on your dash reminding you to take a second and think, “Did I take my meds today?” Available free on request.

Lyrics:

hey motherfucker it’s time to take your meds
hey motherfucker it’s time to take your meds
if you don’t take your meds
then you might end up dead
hey motherfucker it’s time to take your meds

they might be nonessential that’s okay
they might be nonessential that’s okay
you should take ‘em anyway
so you could have a better day
either way it’s kinda time
to take your meds

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_os12lgQusx1vjz8zao1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

celticpyro:

setepenre-set:

nientedal:

ethereal-cats:

w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

superflyingthing:

zahnegott:

captainbunnicula:

hobbitystmarymorstan:

sounddesignerjeans:

sounddesignerjeans:

some of you have been saying to me, “Hey, you’re a heathen who fears neither God nor death, right? Nuke The Sound Of Silence.”

so, after a lot of stalling, here is “The Sound Of Silence, But The Instruments Are The Vocals And The Vocals Are The Instruments.” What does that mean, you ask?

You are about to find out. Enjoy the ride.

that’s what I like to hear

image

It feels like my ears are upside down??

i love this sound designer you did not disappoint me

This is the last thing you hear before the AI take over and assimilate you.

this plays at the end of portal 3

Ah, so this is the sound of silence

EARS UPSIDE DOWN IS AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION; I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL

this is fascinating and weirdly enjoyable; I want to choreograph a dance to it

This sure sounds like a whole lotta NOPE