[ID: a digital, full colour drawing of Mai and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender. They are shown sitting, their faces in profile, and are kissing. Mai is on the left. She sits so one of her presumably crossed legs can be seen, and one hand rests on the ground to support hrself. Her expression is peaceful and happy, her eye closed and she’s blushing. Zuko’s on the right so his scarred side can be seen. Most of his body tucked behind Mai’s leg, so he’s only seen from about the waist up. He’s holding the back of Mai’s head with one hand. He’s smiling a bit, his eye closed and he’s blushing too. The background is white with a large light orange circle behind the two characters. /. End ID].
{Id: Mai stands close to Zuko on the boat back to the Fire Nation at the beginning of season three. Zuko has a contemplative expression and Mai is smiling at him. She tilts his face towards her. The caption reads “*me flirting* hey, wanna suffer together?”}
{Id: Zuko and Mai gaze into each others eyes as they sit in front of the sunset. The caption reads “literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone}
{Id: Zuko looks over the rails of a boat as his hair flows in the wind. Mai sits in the background, sitting with her arms crossed and looking over at him. The caption reads “we are edgelords first, depressed goths second, and people third”}
{Id: Zuko holds an umbrella for him and Mai at the beach. They are both glaring in opposite directions. The caption reads “relationship goals: judging people together.”}
{Id: Mai stands next to Zuko and has one hand on Zuko’s chest as they both glare at Azula (off camera). The caption reads “yeah I understand women. They all want daggers and swords. It’s quite simple really.}
No matter which task you have ahead of you, at least you are not the fire nation soldier who had to inform Ozai about how and why the siege on the north failed
“im sorry sir, admiral zhao was killed by a koi fish”
“what”
Can we also get an F in the chat for the Fire Nation soldier who had to inform Ozai that the Avatar was freed from the Pohuai Stronghold by some sword wielding punk in theater cosplay?
“it was a what mask?”
“the water spirit from love amongst dragons”
ozai, who attended a production of love amongst dragons every year at ember island when he was married to ursa: “was it now?”
Plot twist he thinks Ursa is the Blue Spirit
Zuko: Where. Is. My. Mother.
Ozai, shrugging: Idk sport last I saw her she was cosplaying a short, skinny water spirit and freeing the avatar like the traitor she is.