Malory is a lot of really bad things but she will stop rape. at least in danger island when cheryl (or charlotte or whatever) passes out from being drunk. which is an example of the decent moral compass that is in there somewhere

Hey pro tip? Don’t pick your toenail off your toe. Seriously fucking hurts. This is not the first time I’ve done it, you’d think I would’ve learned by now. Every time it hurts like a bitch, and yet I do it on occasion anyway.

Idk watching shows like futurama, rick and morty, and solar opposites makes the fact that we live in a world without contact with other intelligent life seem more lonely as a human

does taylornation do background check? I don’t want to miss out on secret session just because I have a potential murder charge

miserylakes:

miserylakes:

you have a what now

I know it’s a thing that bothers people but like. what actual impact would us being in a simulation have. Like legitimately what. we’re still gonna die. our human life is the same.

trenchghost:

dabidagoose:

gwyoi:

So do seahorses read fpreg.

Thanks, I hate it!