“well, i would, but then I’d have to stab my own vocal cords out with a ski pole for betraying me”
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“or I’ll put your bones in a blender and hit frappe”
“but that setting’s inappropriate for large pieces!”
“Say what you will about the Swiss, but uh, they sure hate the shit out of horses”
the kidnapper on the phone in Caught Napping sounds like the narrator from Trivia Murder Party
when you say Some Bullshit that nobody involved liked
“Do you think their jobs were levee-based?”
“I am concerned about the mental health of them good old boys”
“So your telling me that the good old boys were drinking whiskey AND rye?”
“Are you doing a secret villain thing? ‘Cause I think we’ve all been expecting it.”
“Archer, what in the Sam Hill are you doing?”
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