“Big picture, I wouldn’t say I’m a happy person”
Tag: archer fx
“Shoot, bitch! Democracy’s at stake!”
You ever think about how Sterling Archer is named after a steel rattle
Literally Woodhouse gives Malory a rattle made out of sterling steel and she’s like.. yeah that makes a good name for my freshborn child
Archer also has the same middle name as his daughter which is. a Thing. it’s kinda cute honestly even though Malory basically paid Lana for it
You ever think about how Sterling Archer is named after a steel rattle
“who’s Mark?”
“I’m starting to feel like I maybe missed a meeting”
Okay fuck it, how would you guys explain archer to someone who hasn’t seen it or has seen limited episodes?
“That was actually a tiger”
“Will I need Darla?”
“We’ll cross that bridge when you casually stab it.”
“You can’t stab a bridge.. or can you?”
“We are NOT shooting at my daughter!”
“Aww… Not even a little?”