Cause of crash: barely functional alcoholism
Tag: archer fx
“This isn’t the time to try new things, Lana”
Seriously though, who makes a conscious doomsday device with a death wish? Seems like poor planning. A doomsday device in general if you’re fine with mutual destruction but like.. what was the logic in giving it A Brain, and more importantly, making it desperate to explode?
love the mr deadly goes to town Chekhov gun of the weird body armor suit
“Jesus, Archer, you ever look before you shoot?”
“Sometimes”
“Yelling ‘suppressing fire’ kinda defeats the point, we’re supposed to think you’re aiming at us.”
“You know what, actually, I’m saying it to my teammates, so they know”
“I find it’s good practice to follow the sound of gunfire”
“That hadn’t happened yet!”
“The temporary singularity grenade”
“Why would you make that? Why not just give us an ancient horn that summons Cthulhu’s older, shittier step brother?”
“Well it imprinted on you now, so nobody else can use it.”
“Seems like a needless precaution”
“Don’t need it dicknuts, my body is a weapon”
“Fantastic, and now this is happening”
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