archer fx – Page 12

Pretty amazing that the only obvious damage Archer got from 1. lying face-down in a pool for a while, far longer than makes sense (as far as I can tell) and 2. being in a coma for three years is a bad leg

Also thinking about how when Barry says “Are they?” at the end of Robert De Niro and how that somewhat connects to Archer’s last actions in season 7 as well, because like.. did he really save them? Are they really safe?

AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A BOARDING PARTY CAUSE A BOARDING PARTY DON’T STOP

“So, hey, I-I don’t think this is going as well as you think it’s going”

Apparently the right to representation in a court of law or whatever doesn’t apply in space even though everyone on the ship is American

“Oh, and also we wish to counter sue!”

“Who, for reasons known but to God, is wearing seersucker”

“Well, Missy. Th-That is a.. Oh that is a long, crazy story. But it is entirely non-germane to the solemn proceeding before this bench. And so, Mr. Archer, having reminded you that the man who represents himself has a fool for a client…”

“No, the defendant is not, because there is no defendant because this whole thing is a sham and a farce, and I don’t recognize this kangaroo court’s authority because it’s presided over by a male prostitute!”

“Courtesan!”

“Pobobot!”

“And by God you will recognize it. Because prior to my current circumstances, for 16 years I was a Federation High Court justice!”

“Order! Order, or I will hold you in a different kind of contempt!”