android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest
iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards
the entirety of apple products is just an example of how we’ll never be able to stop capitalism because if it goes any further we’ll just accept it. like there is no reasonable explanation to the fact that people will pay 30 dollars for something that cost 50 cents to make other than that we are complacent in our own societal demise
“we slow phones down on purpose” “we took out the headphone jack so now you have to pay for adapters” “we literally took out the USB DRIVE. on a LAPTOP. and are charging 40 bucks for a mini usb cable that is functionally useless” “oh we also pay our workers 10% of a fucking living wage”
people: ok cool as long as the message bubble is blue
Apple has finally admitted they throttle older iPhones with iOS updates when they release a new model. As the battery degrades over time it’s no longer capable of providing as much power as the CPU needs to draw at peak performance and this can cause unexpected shutdowns so they’ve just been quietly slowing down their phones without disclosing it until now. Probably to encourage you to just buy a new phone for $1000 instead of having the battery replaced for $80.
how many steve jobs movies are we gonna get? like i understand he helped shape the technological world. i stay being on that phone. i be on that phone right this second to post this. but enough is enough
I guess I’m switching to google then since they’re the only company that hasn’t gone off the deep end in regards to phones yet
Nevermind. Can phone companies learn from other phone company’s shortcomings or is that too much to ask. Nobody wants a phone without a headphone jack, they’re just going to use an adaptor. Stop it. Nobody wants this.
I guess I’m switching to google then since they’re the only company that hasn’t gone off the deep end in regards to phones yet
Apple is an amazing case of falling from grace because they starting out priding themselves as rebels and marketing to the people that wanted to stand out.
Now they’ve become the sort of evil and oppressive corporation they used to attack in their advertising.
ifesbob 