On an evolutionary level having a pet fall asleep on you is pretty crazy, there’s so much trust there it’s like, “hey little animal don’t you know I’m an apex predator? thousands of years of domestication to make you take a nap on me” but also there’s a lot of stupidity there too, like if I play on the computer too long my cat decides to draw first blood on my feet
You’re only here because some ancient farmers let your ancestors eat the mice in their grain stores
This post is picking up notes again so here’s more of Malo being the 😜 emoji
Sometimes he just forgets to put his tongue away when he’s cleaning himself
when he says “warm touching warm… reaching out… touching me, touching you” in sweet caroline. that’s some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language
the only real difference between me waiting for my package to arrive in the mail and a lady in the 19th century awaiting a passionate letter from her lover is that i can track the movement of my post on my phone as i sit yearning by the window
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