Tag: accurate
i love piracy and stealing 🙂
why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it
it’s never too late to become a jock
the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”
People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer
Stop replying “Omg I hate getting news this way!!” on tumblr memes about major current events. This is the best way to receive national news ever devised and this is the best website on earth
Person: “What’s your favorite song?”
Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”
Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?”
My mind: *goes blank*
Some guy: what’s your favourite film?
Me: I have never seen a film in my life
Someone: tell me something about yourself
Me: *sweating* who??
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