meteorpleasebreedme:

meteorpleasebreedme:

i know that at least half of the 1200ish followers are bots but for those of you who are actual humans, would you spread this around? i’m trying to track down a stuffed animal that means the absolute world to me that i think my parents have lost

https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind/comments/ouj0s9/seeking_green_rabbit_stuffed_animal_cannot_find/

thanks so much xoxo gossip girl

pwease…this bunny is very important to me ;-;

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

toastyhat:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

mypissedoffsandwich:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via meanboysclub)

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

She’s in a bag! Rules didn’t specify how…

Sir, it’s pride month, and I must ask- How do you feel about gay people?

the-real-velma-dinkley:

the-real-daphne-blake:

the-real-fred-jones:

the-real-daphne-blake:

the-real-velma-dinkley:

bubbelpop2:

the-real-daphne-blake:

peluca-jones:

m1911s-and-power-rises:

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

I hate them more than anything

I am not kidding in the slightest

hey let me live my life bitch

Anybody in this thread smoke weed?

me

me

me

shut the fuck up fred

yeah fred shut the fuck up

corbeaumagica:

PragerU videos are like. Liberals hate chemicals. Why? Chemicals are natural. They are in your body. Liberals and democrats and gay people hate chemicals because they love communism and think everybody should have the right to chemicals in their bodies. But that’s not true. See, even though God The Jesus one and only built our bodies to have chemicals already in them, the only natural solution is to remove those chemicals and sell them back to people for profit. Why? Because we live in America and we are capitalists with large cocks. Europeans have smaller cocks because chemicals there are free. I have never felt the gentle loving touch of another human being. If you can’t afford to put chemicals back in your body, you’re a lame ass little bitch communist. Anyway, feel free to check out our next video, where we debunk the myth of men having the same emotional spectrum as women