is it dumb that on the dark web i’m scared of clicking on 90% of links because I don’t want the feds at my door LOL
sneak into ikea, follow the arrows, and tell the guy in the purple hat (skåg) you wish to “seek darkness”. he will then open a secret door directly under where you’re standing and fall into a pool of water. at the bottom of this pool is a key. grab the key and put it in the hole in the left corner of the pool. you will teleport to the dark web and a dark web hitman will generously offer you a towel to dry off.
ifesbob 