thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV …

me, roman: four WHAT???

priest: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

bride: i do

me, a roman, tearing up: one do what????

wife: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating on you with my ex

me, a roman: [with tears in my eyes] your ten WHAT???

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