man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV …
me, roman: four WHAT???
priest: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
bride: i do
me, a roman, tearing up: one do what????
wife: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating on you with my ex
me, a roman: [with tears in my eyes] your ten WHAT???