death2america:

I live in the American 🇺🇸 Gardens🪴 Building 🏢 on West 81st Street 🛣 on the 11th floor. My name 💳 is Patrick Bateman.🧑🏻‍⚖️ I’m 27 years old. I believe 🙏 in taking care of myself 🧼🛁, and a balanced ⚖️ diet 🍎🥬 and a rigorous 😤 exercise routine 🏃‍♂️💨. In the morning 🌅, if my face 🧑🏻‍⚖️ is a little puffy😳, I’ll put on an ice 🧊 pack while doing my stomach 👕 crunches. I can 😁👍 do a thousand now 😤😤😤. After I remove 🧻 the ice pack 🧊 I use a deep 🕳 pore cleanser 😶‍🌫️ lotion🧴. In the shower 🚿 I use a water 💦 activated gel cleanser 🧼, then a honey 🍯 almond 🥜 body🧍🏻🧽scrub, and on the face an exfoliating 🤤 gel 💆🏻 scrub. Then I apply 💅 an herb-mint 🍃🥬 facial masque 😷 which I leave on for 10 minutes ⏱ while I prepare 💪 the rest of my routine. I always ✅ use an after shave lotion 🧴 with little🔻or no ❌ alcohol 🥃, because alcohol 🍾 dries ☀️ your face out 🤯 and makes you look older 👴🏻. Then moisturizer 🧴, then an anti-aging 👴🏻❌ eye 👁 balm followed 🚶🏻by a final moisturizing 🧽 protective 🙅🏻‍♂️ lotion🧴. There is an idea 💡of a Patrick Bateman💁🏻‍♂️ . Some kind of abstraction 😵‍💫. But there is no ❌ real me. Only an entity 👻. Something illusory 🧐. And though I can hide 🙈 my cold gaze🥶 , and you can shake my hand 🤝 and feel flesh 🥩gripping yours 🧟, and maybe 🤔 you can even sense 👃our lifestyles 💵⏰🪓 are probably comparable 🤷🏻‍♂️, I simply am not ❌ there.