muppethole:

i just fucking love people bro just now i passed by a woman in a jumpsuit holding a caulking gun and totally unprompted she called out from across the lawn, “buy an old frat house, they said! it’ll be fun, they said! guess what i just found. a single thigh high in the rafters. so much for chastity!” and idk how to explain how absolutely enchanted i am by that one ten-second interaction like people are so vibrant