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poltergeistguy:

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profeminist:

“Gender revealers” used 40X the amount of recommended explosive and could have destroyed a tank.

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Explosion that rattled several New Hampshire towns believed to be from gender reveal party

In related news, STOP DOING GENDER REVEAL PARTIES.

Let the kids reveal their gender TO YOU when they’re ready, not the other way around.

I think it’s time we place bets on how long it’ll be before gender reveal parties are banned by law

For reference, 80 pounds of tannerite has pretty much the same explosive power as three Hellfire missiles. It couldn’t just destroy a tank; it could destroy a building or a whole convoy. They essentially blew up THREE OF THESE (!!!) in order to tell their neighbors that their baby had a dick