december-rains:

fullmetalfisting:

homophobic-gay:

fullmetalfisting:

Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”

Omg

finally

it’s on my dash

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