the paramedic who was assigned to supervise me after my vaccine told me all about his divorce
You got shot in the arm, but it seems like he got shot through the heart
oh he was doing ok actually
he says that their relationship improved tenfold after it became platonic and they’re basically best friends now and he regularly plays board games with her new husband
I don’t know why he told me this but I suspect it was to get me to stop talking about jerboas