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the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

I live for these

ah, how could I forget the best one

and then there’s just this:

jurassic park tweet: a raptor just killed a guy. shot him to death.
the night crew is hard at work installing a monolith
please stop prank calling us and asking if we have a mega sore ass.
one of our dinosaurs has a crush on a girl visitor. whoops, there was a miscommunication. one of our dinosaurs has *crushed* a girl visitor. sorry for the mixup.
in the spirit of body positivity, we are going to start making dinosaurs that are complete uggos
do you guys think god is pissed at us
we made an anteater with human lips who knows how to whisper the word "steven"
dinosaurios (spanish)

have some more

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