Cyril: You will see that from our initial supply of 1000 kilos of cocaine–
Archer: Hang on, dummy, we had a ton of cocaine!
Cyril: No, we, well, we had a tonne, t-o-n-n-e, also known as a metric tonne, but–
Malory: Pfft. Metric! Who uses metric!?
Lana: Every single country on the planet except for us, Liberia, and Burma.
Archer: wow, really?
Lana: Yep.
Archer: Cuz you never think of those other two as having their shit together.
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