Broke: sci-fi technology, plasma weapons, lightsabers, lasers, and more will most likely always be fiction
Woke: tech youtubers have literally created plasma laser guns because they wanted to make an irl plasma laser gun from a videogame they like
you guys know i’m not fucking kidding in the slightest right.
this dude created a working plasma laser canon based on an overwatch weapon
also made a lightsaber
this dude was able to turn a microwave into a low tech microwave gun
the dude again made a cryo gun
HERES AN INTERVIEW FROM A NEWS STATION, OF THIS GUY LIFTING A TRUCK WITH HIS EXOSKELETON
AND THIS ISN’T IT. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THIS, ABSOLUTE, FUCKING MAD GENIUS HAS DONE.
THIS FUCKER HAS MADE A LITERAL FUCKING ROCKET HAMMER.
GRAPPLING HOOKS
PLASMA RIFLES
A GOD DAMN EXOSKELETON, THAT LETS HIM LIFT CARS WITH EASE
SPIDER MAN GRADE SUCTION CUPS
STILL NOT DONE
THIS FUCKER MADE A JET SPRINTER IN ONE FUCKING DAY,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, YOU KNOW WHAT HUGE FUCKING PROJECT HE’S DOING RIGHT NOW?
HE’S CREATING A LITERAL FUCKING, FUNCTIONING MECH SUIT, AND HE’S GOTTEN THE CLAMPS DOWN SO FAR
OH AND BEFORE I FORGET.
THEY ARE CREATING THEIR OWN BUISNESS, AND THEY’RE HIRING.
irl iron man
All these big tech companies are just rereleasing the same product every year whilst some bored guy who plays video games is making fucking plasma guns and mech suits
Hello yes i would like to obtain mass numbers of these to create a technologically advanced paramilitary.
For uh, research purposes.
I am not 100% certain of the validity or long term use of these things but good on him for finding a lil niche on youtube he likes.
You all are sleeping hard on Colinfurze, a man who started life as a blue collar plumber that got really interested making his own cheap jet engines:
And went on to create an honest to fuck hoverbike:
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